But then I woke up

I'm the one that you want the one you can't have, the girl that you call who doesn't ever call back. Just look at me I've got everything.
But then I woke up
I was lying on the couch Drool coming out my mouth Turned on the TV, Dr. Phil won't you please fix me? I'm waiting for the phone to ring Flipping through a magazine Why doesn't he call? Guess I'm the loser down the hall
Why me?